Elisabetta Gregoraci digs the old dudes

What are the sure fire signs of Gold Digging? Answer: every part of this picture. My lord, look at Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini, pretty much a thong. Now look at the old fat dude with her (that owns a yacht). Having money is a good thing, particularly with girls like Elisabetta around in the world.

Christian Bale gets hot tail.

Christian Bale, the infamous American Psycho, is apparently and American nice boy as well. Flaunting his hot model girlfriend around the streets of NYC, he took time out of his schedule to sign autographs for some loser kid in jean shorts. Um, aren’t autographs kind of for the creepy people in society? You know, the ones that actually think they already know the celeb?

Anyways, the moral of the story is this: Christian Bale gets really hot tail.

Khloe Kardashian does time in the slammer.

Yes, the less hotter one…the one we care less about, apparently forgot to do community service for her DUI that she received on the sly. Anyways, look at how hot her sister is. Wow! Kourtney definitely got the looks part down. Man is she hot. The chain on the waist is a nice touch.

Claire Danes does rare bikini.

Ok, so, Claire Danes has decided to rock a bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend. I know, the boyfriend portion is a drag, but it’s all we gots right now, so deal. Her breast aren’t that great, but the Genie in a bottle pose is outrageously hot. She has great curves and a great bottom.

I say good Claire. I also say, click on more Claire Danes bikini pictures and improve your sullen Thursday.

Audrina Patridge rocks out some cleavage.

I’ll have the cafe cleavage latte, extra fat, please. Oh yeah, and to-go, straight back to my apartment. Wow, this is pretty hot, Audrina Patridge taking the time to show off a little cleavage for the ensuing media. She knows how to work her own publicity, why even have a publicist these days when you can just have a rack?

Khloe Kardashian uses her freedom

Instead of doing 30 days in jail for her dui issue, Khloe Kardashian went out to check out The Dark Knight at the Grove in Anaheim. Being the least hot of the womans side of her family (mom included), is actually considered punishment enough, a presiding judge determined. I guess the movie was really good, nevertheless.

Cindy Taylor on a runway.

I really have no idea who she is. But here are some sexy pictures of Cindy Taylor at the Ed Hardy 2009 swimwear fashion show. She’s pretty hot, although if this post had Ed Hardy only, it would be lame. The bikini portion really saves this post.

Kim Kardashian is back to hitting the gym.

I gotta say, Kim Kardashian is looking pretty good these days. Although all of us TRUE FANS do worry that she may lose too much weight. She is the lone renegade of Hollywood women that keeps that butt real. I would hope things could stay as such.

Spencer and Heidi, going to Iraq.

The couple is heading out to the Middle East as a part of a Christmas Card support. The possibility of a roadside bomb taking them out is likely a mere wet dream. God these two are lame, lame, lame….Many Iraqis are worried about the possibility of Americans being pulled out of Iraq. Wait until they meet this assclowns.

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

Christian Bale, more the sinister joker

Christian Bale has been accused of assaulting his mom and sister before The Dark Night premier. Scotland Yard police say they didn’t seek to arrest him on the night of the premier because of the gravity of the night. They also claim he isn’t a flight risk. Other than him apparently having some family issues, his movies seemed to rock the box offices at an astounding $158 million.

You go boy.

The Sun says, A source said: “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth.”

Sienna Miller labeled a homewrecker

Sienna Miller’s topless photos with a married man are now everywhere. The “other dude,” Balthazar Getty, is now announcing that he is separated from his wife, but that isn’t taking the British heat off of Sienna. Maybe next time don’t stand naked on a balcony? I don’t know, just a thought.

The Guardian says, It is believed that the writ relates to two articles that appeared in the Sun where Big Pictures contributed photos. The stories and pictures reported on Miller’s holiday in Italy and also referred to her friendship with Balthazar Getty, heir to the Getty oil fortune.

Lauren Conrad doesn’t make her neighbors happy.

Apparently Lauren Conrad and The Hills are ticking off the neighborhood. Since I am more one to find resolve, I suggest they move in next door to me. I can take it, I swear. LC is so freaking hot, I would be the best peeping tom neighbor they ever had, no complaints.

Radar online says,

On the never ending light show:
The neighbor continued, saying, “they’re running a soundstage over here.” Before Conrad moved into the house, she claimed MTV spent several noisy months heavily renovating it, adding at least two lighting grids in order to make every staged roommate-moment look like a glamour shot. “MTV keeps saying they’re going to end in October, that this is going to be the end,” she said, “but we don’t have it in writing.”

On having their Internet shut off during filming:
“We want some attention paid to the permits. We don’t want production crews parked in front of our homes all the time or our Internet blocked when they film.” Both complaining neighbors said they worked in the entertainment industry and were usually quite friendly to the frequent filming in their neighborhood, but that MTV was bucking regulations,

Kim Kardashian is all that and a bag of butt

Kim Kardashian was out shopping (what else?) in Hollywood yesterday. Looks like even though she is working out, her butt just keeps on growing. It’s truly incredible. Her butt is soooo sexy, and just keeps getting sexier. No complaints from me.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s home broken into.

Yep, you guessed it, by the paparazzi. These guys actually dressed up in camoflage and went in Chuck Norris style. The plan, however, was foiled by the French Chateau’s security team. Now I ask you, if they had gotten the pictures, wouldn’t that have been proof of breaking an entering? I don’t know, these guys sound like tools.

AP says, Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said

We Heart Lesbians

Jess from The Veronicas (flannel shirt) and MTV VJ Ruby Rose get loved up in Sydney.

They're like the Australian LezLo and saMANthat!

How cute are they????

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pretend

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt paraded around the LA area, looking over 12 million dollar homes. I actually think the real estate agent could do a better job with his acting skills, as he later poorly pretended that this was actually real. Lets face it, the photoshoot thing with Heidi and Spencer is now completely out of control. Although I would love to …. with Heidi. But I’m shallow.

TMZ says, So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

Sarah Larson: Single, Working

Sarah Larson is no longer the most hated woman in the world - i.e. George Clooney's girlfriend - and she's in no rush to attach herself to another relationship.

"I'm staying single," she said. "I'm not dating anyone right now."

As for the future, Larson is excited - and mysterious: "I have a few things I'm working on right now. I've been focusing a lot on work and things are going very well."

No More Suite Life for Ashley Tisdale

Bad news for fans of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.

Star Ashley Tisdale has chosen to exit the Disney Channel series, as celebrity gossip tabloid OK! reports she's grown tired of playing the role of Maddie Fitzpatrick.

A representative confirmed that production on the show has come to a halt; other stars from the program are on board a spin-off of the show, The Suite Life on Deck, but the High School Musical 3 actress won't be a cast member.

Will you miss Ashley Tisdale on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody? Will you still watch the show without her?

Celebrity Fashion Police: Pull Over, Carmen Electra!

Carmen Electra gives new, ridiculous meaning to the term "string bikini" in this photo.

Fortunately for the actress, however, the bathing suit does take attention away from her dishelveled, confusingly-braided hair...

Kim Kardashian Poses for J Magazine

The United States of America isn't big enough to hold both of Kim Kardashian's breasts and her well-sized rear end.

As a result, the former sex tape star is posing in J Magazine, a random Porutguese publication that has peppered its pages with Kim in a bikini. Here's one of her poses from the shoot:

But, wait, J isn't done! Click on the following Kim Kardashian pics now for enlarged versions...

Selena Gomez is an Angel

Based on a recently-released YouTube video, Miley Cyrus wouldn't agree with the headline above.

But Nick Jonas sure would!

Check out Selena Gomez dressed like an angel immediately below. Then, read her reaction to the aforementioned tiff with Cyrus...

Both Selena and best friend Demi Lovato were asked about the mockey of them by Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux. Each seemed rightfully perplexed about it:

Demi: “Um, I don’t…know. Like, I don’t know! Cuz I don’t know them. I was…surprised. I was kinda honored, but in the same way, I don’t know!”
Selena: “Yeah, I don’t really know what happened there… but I was surprised about it.”

WATCH MILEY AND MANDY MAKE FUN OF DEMI AND SELENA NOW AND THEN LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT IT!