Elisabetta Gregoraci digs the old dudes

What are the sure fire signs of Gold Digging? Answer: every part of this picture. My lord, look at Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini, pretty much a thong. Now look at the old fat dude with her (that owns a yacht). Having money is a good thing, particularly with girls like Elisabetta around in the world.

Claire Danes does rare bikini.

Ok, so, Claire Danes has decided to rock a bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend. I know, the boyfriend portion is a drag, but it’s all we gots right now, so deal. Her breast aren’t that great, but the Genie in a bottle pose is outrageously hot. She has great curves and a great bottom.

I say good Claire. I also say, click on more Claire Danes bikini pictures and improve your sullen Thursday.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s home broken into.

Yep, you guessed it, by the paparazzi. These guys actually dressed up in camoflage and went in Chuck Norris style. The plan, however, was foiled by the French Chateau’s security team. Now I ask you, if they had gotten the pictures, wouldn’t that have been proof of breaking an entering? I don’t know, these guys sound like tools.

AP says, Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said