Kim Kardashian is back to hitting the gym.

I gotta say, Kim Kardashian is looking pretty good these days. Although all of us TRUE FANS do worry that she may lose too much weight. She is the lone renegade of Hollywood women that keeps that butt real. I would hope things could stay as such.

Spencer and Heidi, going to Iraq.

The couple is heading out to the Middle East as a part of a Christmas Card support. The possibility of a roadside bomb taking them out is likely a mere wet dream. God these two are lame, lame, lame….Many Iraqis are worried about the possibility of Americans being pulled out of Iraq. Wait until they meet this assclowns.

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

Kim Kardashian is all that and a bag of butt

Kim Kardashian was out shopping (what else?) in Hollywood yesterday. Looks like even though she is working out, her butt just keeps on growing. It’s truly incredible. Her butt is soooo sexy, and just keeps getting sexier. No complaints from me.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s home broken into.

Yep, you guessed it, by the paparazzi. These guys actually dressed up in camoflage and went in Chuck Norris style. The plan, however, was foiled by the French Chateau’s security team. Now I ask you, if they had gotten the pictures, wouldn’t that have been proof of breaking an entering? I don’t know, these guys sound like tools.

AP says, Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said